Apparently snow days = cabin fever = songs about braiding. Magazine33's Ryan Barsanti gets in close with Mike Enzweiler to inspire amazing compositions. Apparently Enzweiler not only touts the infamous tat featured in our February edition, but can simultaneously engage the guitar and drums creating beautiful ballads. A new sensation, "Braid Blues" is expeditiously rising to the top of the charts. You heard it here first...

LYRICS:

Real men know how to braid

Real men don't be afraid

Motherfuckers out there, they may try to hate

We ain't gay, we just know how to braid

Whenever you're feelin' blue

Just give your girlfriend a new hairdo

If you don't know, here's what you do

Just grab yourself three sets of two

Over, under, through and through

Give it a tug, see if your knot's true

Don't just stop at one or two

She'll get mad if you stop before the job's through

Please believe it...